what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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