You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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