Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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