I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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