i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
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