It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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