Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I just gift wrapped bread.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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