she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
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