from now on my penis is your penis
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I would ride that face into the sunset
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
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