So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
