So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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