I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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