If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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