that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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