And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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