Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
You took a bar mat shot.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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