I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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