just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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