well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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