yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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