that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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