Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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