I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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