gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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