he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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