is this the sara with the beer cane?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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