So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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