it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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