thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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