I only kidnapped one of them. chill
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Randomize
