windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Randomize
