Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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