Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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