i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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