You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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