he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Are we still banned from the library?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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