Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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