she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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