that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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