We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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