Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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