Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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