Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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