That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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