You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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