I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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