Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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