i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
The power of my boobs compel you
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
