It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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