I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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