hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Alive.
So much puke
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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