yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Randomize
