shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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