Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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