Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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