Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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