Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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