the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
